Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...