Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...