There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...