How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...