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Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
A mouseketeer!
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Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...