This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...