Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...