Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....