Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...