Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...