Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...