What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...