Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...