On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...