A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
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I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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What did one gay sperm say to the other?
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Insulted
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Catching the bear
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Meet Roy the drunk!
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We are the best of friends
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A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
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Yo mamma’s so fat!
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