Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...