Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...