What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....