Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...