Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...