Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...