Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...