The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...