I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...