Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
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How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
You Can Never Really Go Back
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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
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