Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...