Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Something Fishy Here!
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Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.