Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...