If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...