Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...