Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...