Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
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A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...