Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...