Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...