Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...