Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...