What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
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Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
The Marv Albert Song
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Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...