Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....