Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...