Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!