Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...