A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...