Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...