Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.