Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...