No exit
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...