If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Eating the piece of fruit
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Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Driving exams worry me
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