Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...