You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.