Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...